February 2012
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Someday...
when I’m living in a beautiful new apartment or a magnificent house of my own, I am going to inherit my dad’s record collection. I literally cannot wait until the day I get to come home and sift through all those records with my dad and pick out all the ones I want. It will be the best day of my life.
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Here's the deal
I’ll break it down:
1. Francesca is assigned work.
2. Francesca doesn’t like work.
3. Francesca procrastinates because she can handle it at the last minute.
4. Francesca can’t handle it.
5. Francesca is not used to stress.
6. Francesca wants it to go away.
7. Francesca goes to bed.
8. No more stress for Francesca.
9. Francesca wakes up the next morning with more...
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Since my last attempt at this failed, we shall try it again.
Yesterday: hedonism
Tomorrow: focus
The path: discipline
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Cup O Noodle for breakfast? Living up to the college student cliché.
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Why is it that
EVERY warning in my bio lab notebook says “Do not pipette any solutions by mouth” ??? The sad thing is that the warnings are there because some dumb kid thought it would be convenient to pipette chemical solutions BY MOUTH. Save that for your equally stupid significant other please…
January 2012
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"I dare you to move."
You can’t have a fresh start if you refuse to start.
This is my declaration.
Here I go.
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You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful. Then you actually talk...
– Amelia Pond (via decrepito)
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